Finals are here and all I have to do is finish a commercial! I just need to get a hold of John, and at the moment the Performing Arts major is nowhere to be found!!! Oh no, oh no! :Gasps: Eh, it's only due at 8am tomorrow morning! Anyway, here is the deal: for my 3D Design final I had to design a "Weapon" that pacifies people. SO what did I do?! I made a hug gun. Yes, the H.U.G. 1000: the Human Un-stress Gun. It is a four foot long barrel with a 12in diameter. It has a scope, a laser finder, and it even makes shooting noises! No, it doesn't work, but it didn't have to

The best part? It's painted this obnoxious orange color with baby blue strips. The concept it that this gun shoots out this monster that hugs people! Sigh, I wish I could fit inside it.
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I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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I want you to feel my filth,
I want you to look into my eyes,
I want you to look through my eyes... Rat's eyes.
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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I grab and beat you with so you know who's in ruttin' command here!
[this is today]
[this is how I feel]
[this is what I need to do]
[and this is what I need]
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But where were they going
Without ever knowing the way?
By the way, if Lonnie is a no-go for driving, there is a slight possibility that Heath will be able to do so.
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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I grab and beat you with so you know who's in ruttin' command here!
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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I grab and beat you with so you know who's in ruttin' command here!
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But where were they going
Without ever knowing the way?
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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I grab and beat you with so you know who's in ruttin' command here!
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